Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
When I can't wait for my best friend to visit
allyxp: whatshouldwecallme: girlfriend* … holy fuck plz hurry! adsfhgakk;lajgjhafsjhag 😍😍😍
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
connuh: dootzy: this video will make your day better Oh my god hahahaah omfg I WANT IT.
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Anonymous asked: omg YOU ARE ALIVE
princeruto: i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
Anonymous asked: where are you from?